GuysThatGoForTows Members

Welcome to "Guys That Go For Twos". Click on a player to see their past season's stats and their bio.

Members

Cubby | Matthew S.

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
The Big Dick Bandits
10
3
2
'17
Sacko Bowl Veteran
6
7
7
'16
Andre's Handjibbers
6
7
L
'15
JPP's Finger Blasters
6
7
7
Bio of Cubby

Cubby is the one person in the league that makes everyone else happy when he loses. Otherwise known in the league as the “cum guzzling faggot,” Cubby’s nickname comes from Kevin and Jake within the league. Derived from the original, gayer name “cubbymattster6” Kevin and Jake needed a faster way to identify the fagfucker when he was feeding ass in Call of Duty: Black Ops. Despite pulling the most statistics to support his opinions, Cubby is often pointed to as the 2nd dumbest member of the league (Ross being the dumbest, of course). In the words of the great JuJu Smith-Schuester (and Mark Twain): “Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” Cubby’s career includes a Sacko victory in the 15-16 season. Despite carrying a dildo around in his backpack for a semester and wearing a fedora around his friends, as well as testing his IQ again by retaking the ACT (and getting a 26 without remembering the science section), his success with women didn’t improve. In fact, Cubby is still a virgin, waiting for Shiva to lose his virginity like how Kevin lost his virginity to the England (not really but it’s funny).

Drafts

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Drew M.

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Kiss Dem Titties, Mitch
7
6
5
'17
Kevin Davis has AIDS
3
10
8
'16
Ryan Leaf Has Been ReLEAFed
4
9
7
'15
The Playoff Beards
7
6
W
Bio of Drew

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Drafts

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Josh K.

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Mr. Fifth Place
3
6
9
'17
Mr. Fifth Place
10
3
4
'16
Mr Fifth Place
6
7
5
Bio of Josh

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Drafts

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Jake

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
The Kidney Shifters
7
6
4
'17
Unsolicited Dick Pics
8
5
3
'16
Penetrating Your A-Hole
10
3
2
'15
Clit Commander
9
4
4
Bio of Jake

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Drafts

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Kevin

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Jake Loves His Sloppy Seconds
9
4
W
'17
Titty Fucking Ross' Man Boobs
10
3
2
'16
Stelanies double TD's
3
10
9
'15
Cubby all over me
5
8
6
Bio of Kevin

God himself, born again, as a fantasy football legend. 2X SHIVA BOWL WINNER.

2018 Draft
Pick
Player
Position
Team
Kept
1
David Johnson
RB
Cardinals
N
2
Davante Adams
WR
Green Bay Packers
Y
3
Rob Gronkowski
TE
New England Patriots
N
4
Royce Freeman
RB
Denver Broncos
N
5
Aaron Rodgers
QB
Green Bay Packers
Y
6
Isaiah Crowell
RB
Oakland Raiders
N
7
Rex Burkhead
RB
New England Patriots
N
8
Emmanuel Sanders
WR
Denver Broncos
N
9
Robby Anderson
WR
New York Jets
N
10
Allen Hurns
WR
Dallas Cowboys
N
11
Latavius Murray
RB
New Orleans Saints
N
12
Adrian Peterson
RB
Washington Redskins
N
13
Corey Clement
RB
Philadelphia Eagles
N
14
Mahammad Sanu
WR
Atlanta Falcons
N
15
Phillip Rivers
QB
Los Angeles Chargers
N
16
George Kittle
TE
San Francisco 49ers
N
17
Texans
D
Houston Texans
Y
18
Mason Crosby
K
Green Bay Packers
N

Matt

Past Years Rankings
W
L
End
'18
Rudolph the no Catch Reindeer
4
9
L
'17
Josh Kerr's Bald Spot
3
10
L
'16
Ryan Smith's Tears
9
4
W
'15
Ross Davis' Squirts
7
6
3
Bio of Matt

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Naughton

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Cubby’s Cleanup Crew
8
5
3
'17
Panda Undies
9
4
6
'16
Mr. Almost 6th Place
5
8
8
Bio of Ryan

Ryan Naughton was introduced in the league in 2016 as apart of the expansion to a 10-man league. In his first few years in the league, Naughton has boasted average teams and subpar team names. Naughton has learned a lot from us bullying him for all those years growing up. With the mentorship of Kevin throughout high school, Naughton now leads a more successful social life and fantasy life than Cubby. That isn't saying much, but it's always nice to move up the food chain. Now, Naughton is still on his quest to lose his Shivirginity as he tries to not let his big head get in the way of his Fantasy Football dreams (or any door posts).

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Ross

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
T C M (Total Cubby Move)
6
7
8
'17
Mr. Friend Zone
7
6
5
'16
AldenDicks In Smith
7
6
4
'15
I want da Sacko in my Mouth
6
7
5
Bio of Ross

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Smith

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Cubbys Commiser Chode
0
13
7
'17
Cubby’s Cuckhold at Camp
3
10
9
'16
Ross is Content With Mediocrity
7
6
6
'15
The ConVICKS
10
3
2
Bio of Smith

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Tyler

Past Years Rankings
Team Name
W
L
End
'18
Bang Dem Sticks
8
5
6
'17
Bang Dem Sticks
6
7
W
'16
Bang Dem Sticks
8
5
3
Bio of Tyler

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2018 Draft
Pick
Player
Position
Team
Kept
1
Todd Gurley
RB
Los Angeles Rams
Y
2
Jordan Howard
RB
Philadelphia Eagles
N
3
Jerick Mckinnon
RB
San Francisco 49ers
N
4
Demaryius Thomas
WR
New England Patriots
N
5
Jarvis Landry
WR
Cleveland Browns
N
6
Delanie Walker
TE
Tennessee Titans
N
7
Deshaun Watson
QB
Houston Texans
Y
8
Marquise Goodwin
WR
San Francisco 49ers
N
9
Carlos Hyde
RB
Kansas City Chiefs
N
10
Julian Edelman
WR
New England Patriots
Y
11
Jaguars Defense
D
Jacksonville Jaguars
Y
12
Greg Zuerlein
K
Los Angeles Rams
Y
13
Dez Bryant
WR
Free Agent
N
14
Tyler Eifert
TE
Cincinnati Bengals
N
15
Bilal Powell
RB
New York Jets
N
16
TJ Yeldon
RB
Buffalo Bills
N
17
Mike Williams
WR
Los Angeles Chargers
N
18
Doug Martin
RB
Oakland Raiders
N