Drew's Pre-Season Trust Scale

Please reference the picture above.

Josh: 1.3: everytime you speak i assume you’re not telling the truth. Not because i necessarily think you’re trying to deceive me but because you’re wrong and you just think you’re right.

Naughton: 1.9: You are the most fake it till i make person i have every met when it comes to fantasy. And because you don’t crop your memes

Cubby: 2.5: this is more of a personal choice. I feel like I need to tune you out sometimes if I am going to continue to hold you in such positive regard.

Tyler: 3.3 repeating: You’re like a reality show 2/3s of you isn’t real. (Also in reference to how much you run your FF team)

Russ: 4.9: This is more or less by accident but this is entirely too high... you’re the Sacko and are named Russ and nobody should trust or listen to a Sacko

Kevin: 5.1: this is more of a recent occurrence, i used to trust my commissioner and now I don’t because you’re a fucking snake.

Smith: 7.5: just like with all successful people, one should listen to how they achieved their success but just know they are always trying to get ahead and might plant some purposeful misinformation.

Jake: 8.5: I always have to listen to you. You never say anything that advances to conversation... you’re like a toddler... you don’t say anything with any coherence but i do enjoy listening to you blather about.

Matt: 9.2: You’re so wise and helpful and everything you do makes logical sense to me. That’s why you are the only person I would ever trust as Sacko commissioner if not myself.

Myself: 9.99999999999999999999999:
I ALWAYS TRUST MY FUCKING JUDGEMENT BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING ASSURED MOTHER FUCKER.