Draft Order: March Madness pool
Owner
Team Name
Win
Loss
End Pos.
Tyler & Miles Colon
Bang Dem Sticks
6
7
Shiva
Kevin Davis
Titty Fucking Ross’ Man Boobs
10
3
2
Jake Kerr
Unsolicited Dick Pics
8
5
3
Josh Kerr
Mr. Fifth Place
10
3
4
Ross Davis
Mr. Friend Zone
7
6
5
Ryan Naughton
Panda Undies
9
4
6
Matt “Cubby” Samuelson
Sacko Bowl Veteran
6
7
7
Drew
Kevin Davis has AIDS
3
10
8
Ryan Smith
Cubby’s Cuckhold at Camp
3
10
9
Matt Davis
Josh Kerr’s Bald Spot
3
10
Sacko
Draft Location: Cubby’s House
Draft Day Memories – We got this shit done in like 3 hours. That’s never going to happen again. First off, I just want to say that a 26 on the ACT is pretty good. I had a lot of booze in me. This draft was loaded with good shit. Carla went all out with the snacks and we had walk up music. Mine was replaced with Ram Ranch which was gay as shit because I don’t remember what my walk up song would’ve been but I wanted to hear it. Unsolicited Sacko Punishments are dumb.
Jake’s girlfriend of the month showed up. Carla and Mrs. Kerr went shopping with her, and Kristen saw the dildo I had in my backpack for the semester. Talk about weird, that’s my preschool teacher. My team image was pretty amazing, so amazing that I got a death threat from Ross. Wonder how he feels about it now, if you want it for keeps I still have it ;).
As for draft day, we had a lot of studs. Josh walked up to make his first pick after slamming a 40. Drew tried to drink and ride in St. Charles. Thankfully, we let him talk Carla’s ear off about England for him to sober up. Carla was a big fan, and she’s excited you’re attending Sheffield this upcoming year.
After the draft we played some bags and had some cigars outside. Overall, it was another successful draft day.