Josh vs Naughton
Naughton was bailed out by players like Robinson and just an overall solid performance with 130+ pts.... *BBBBBFFFRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
Oh sorry naughtons team was just eviscerated by the Josh 160pt team.
Kevin vs Jake
It’s not that Kevin’s team played badly but one might need to think that realistically can it get much better? Jake broke out of his 0-2 self and really put up an impressive total. But both of these guys have some really issues they need to address.
Cubby vs Russ
Ahh this was fun, an in person match up always delivers. Cubby is in a very precarious situation and needs every opportunity to snag a win as he can and he put up the 4th lowest points but in reality he could’ve but up a dismal 90.... because our most recent Sacko put up 82... honestly didn’t even know that was possible. A Sacko level performance right there.
Matt vs Tyles
Matt’s team really missed the mark this week with two of his receivers and some of that wasn’t his fault but this might be the first sign of a chink in his armor. Tyles picked the right players except playing the Giants D? What the fuck is that about guys?
Smith vs Drew
If I’m gonna lose then i want it to be to smith. It was close, i made some questionable decisions with the two TE starts but in reality I am going through a real injury spell with 5 players scoring 0 pts... honestly Smith just has a solid team.
And that’s week 3
Comparisons to Call of Duty Kill streaks
Russbin: White Phosphorus
This might be the most annoying thing to deal with. It’s not really direct at getting results but i suppose it’s effective if it’s on your side but there is a reason it was internationally banned (winning the Sacko)
Matt: Blackbird
You are so helpful, information is the game and you don’t just let us know what’s going on you fucking show us how to do it...
Josh: Counter UAV
You are in the business of disrupting everything and everyone. And because it has to do with the opponents view you probably sometimes forget that you even launched it in the first place...
Tyles: Care package
Thank you for gracing us with your presence at the draft was a true gift. Ohh wait it was bugged.
Cubby: Personal UV
You definitely believe in yourself. But honestly you’re just used for the gold RPG tasks... easy wins.
Kevin: VTOL
On your day you might be the best killstreak out there. It’s a proven strategy and honestly gets results even when it’s actively trying to be circumvented... but this year... the airspace is too crowded.
Naughton: Cruise Missile
You’re really good at hitting me and that’s about it. You sometimes hit others but whenever your launching your left vulnerable to everyone else just slapping you.
Smith: precisionAirstrike
Totally effective but often times over looked in favor of cluster strikes because they have a better record all time but in the right situation your electric
Jake: Sentry Gun
This fucking thing just mows down hoes in past games. Someone walks into a hallway and you just would cut them down like fish in a barrel. But recently people have have been easily flanking you like you’re a nonissue.
Drew: Dogs
BECAUSE SICK’EM