Ross: Las Vegas Raiders
Are they good? Is Ross good? Not sure. Been bad for so many years it’s hard to trust them
Matt: SF 49ers
Did you guys know this man is either the absolute best or the absolute worst in our league? Much like the 49ers. Did you know they had 2 wins the year before they went to the SB? Much like Matt winning the shiva the year before 2 sackos
Kevin: New England Patriots
Much like New England, Kevin had a fantasy football dynasty. Unfortunately for Kevin, all good things must come to an end. Yes, they’re bad this year. Border line terrible. Fortunate for NE, Trevor Lawrence is the prize.... unfortunately for Kevin, the Sacko may be his prize.
Naughton: Dallas Cowboys
Much like cowboys fans... he claims he has pieces on his team that leads to success. If anybody has seen his/their play this year, it’s pitiful. Much like how the cowboys can make the playoffs, so can Naughton. Nobody will take them/him serious though
Cubby: Cleveland Browns
Cubby I made this comparison last year, and I have to make it again! You’re bad for 85% of your history, and not like a little bad.... like you’re an embarrassment. This year tho, you’re finding success and so are the Browns.
Tyler: Philly Eagles
Are you even participating this year? Carson Wentz looks like he’s not trying, and neither do you. Wentz is worried about making millions and hanging out with porn stars, you might have the same issue
Josh: Arizona Cardinals
Sometimes your team looks fantastic. Sometimes it looks like you’re lost on the field, you also have had a very hard schedule... just like the Cardinals in the NFC West. Intrigued to see what happens last few weeks of the Cardinals regular season, and Josh’s regular season
Smith: Washington Football Team
Making that push to make the playoffs. Started the year TERRIBLE, started winning some games. A pube hair away from a playoff spot after winning this week.
Jake: KC Chiefs
You’re team looks superior. Everyone is scared of it, BUT it is beatable just like the Chiefs. You also get majority of your points from the KC Chiefs.
Drew: The Chicago Bears
Did you know they’ve won a super bowl a long time ago? Because every Bears fan will tell you, just like Drew with his Shiva when we were still in HS. Right now they’re having a tough year, and so is Drew. He’s also had some playoff runs end in heart break... what was worse for Drew? The double doink or losing in the Shiva?